On an unrelated note, there’s a girl named Arya in Harrenhal. His brothers are safe in Winterfell, his half-brother is leading the Night’s Watch while the Old Bear is in hiding, and his sisters are gone one way or another. I guess he didn’t have his armies gathered properly. King Robb Stark is leading troops through Hornwood for some reason.Another Lannister army is on the west coast, just north of the Reach. The Mountain is leading troops at the Twins. Lord Tywin is sailing an army around Claw Cape he wants to become exalted among men. King Joffery Lannister-Baratheon is a right bastard as usual, having accumulated traits like Torturer, Cruel, Craven, and.Rebel Leader? Cersei is acting as his regent, which might be why Tyrion is willing to assassinate his double-nephew Jaime is training troops in King’s Landing, but wants to be regent.His brother Stannis is hiding on Dragonstone with his family. He wants to have a son, as does his lovely wife Margaery, and she’s been waiting out her pregnancy at Storm’s End basically since the Storm’s End siege was lifted we’ve got a 50/50 chance of getting the heir business sorted out soon. King Renly Baratheon, the obvious true king now that Stannis was forced to give up his claim, is gathering armies in Griffon’s Roost, with plans to march on King’s Landing.Let’s focus on the state of the Great Houses at the time when Daenerys Stormborn declared War. On my priority list, this ranks somewhere between 'order victory peaches' and 'apologize to Stannis'.Īnyways. I was pretty sure she was somewhere around Qarth at this point, leading to the natural question of “You and whose army?” Oh, and possibly because of the starting date, the Riverlands didn’t become part of the Kingdom in the North.Īnyways, the point when I decided to make this an AAR was when, early in the seventh moon of the 299th year after Aegon’s Conquest, I saw that Daenerys was attacking the Seven Kingdoms early. Not much happened, just a couple battles and Brienne of Tarth starting to siege Rainwood but being interrupted by the end of the war. Things of note that happened early on: Sansa got executed almost immediately, because I guess the Hound took off the day he was supposed to tell her not to piss off the Joff Tywin caught the Brothers Without Banners, but Beric killed I think Ser Blunt in trial-by-combat and was released and I beat my big brother at war. And for those who care, the other three people plotting with me are Varys, Littlefinger, and someone named Eustace Brune.) I then forgot about it until someone discovered my plot. From HBO's new hit sitcom, Everybody Hates Joff(Which, by the way, was a decision made when I assumed the shadow would be there sooner or later and wanted to remove non-dynastic heirs ASAP.

The war of five kings